"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 12/18/2019 at 20:17 • Filed to: None

1

15

When you accidentally nick your nuts while shaving them

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/18/2019 at 20:22

6

Why would anyone take a bare razor or electric razor without a guard/attachment to their genitals?

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 12/18/2019 at 20:25

1

I bought the Manscaped Lawnmower 2.0, which they advertise as skin safe. I still practice caution but JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ouch

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/18/2019 at 20:29

0

Psssh, don’t take chances with your junk. Use a ubiquitous low-profile WAHL clipper set and designate for “areas of concern” only, if/ when necessary.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 12/18/2019 at 20:33

0

I’ve tried, still nicked

Stapleface-Now Hyphenated! > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/18/2019 at 20:38

1

This is something people do? I hate  razor burn on my neck, I couldn't even imagine it in that area. And what about when the hairs don't grow in right? Ingrown hairs on your genitals? No thanks!  

Thisismydisplayname > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/18/2019 at 20:38

0

Gillette fusion is the only way to go, no clippers ever, never ever never, nope nope noooope.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Thisismydisplayname 12/18/2019 at 20:49

1

My fusion is for my face and only for my face

Brickman > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/18/2019 at 21:42

1

Top q uality Oppo

phenotyp > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/18/2019 at 22:02

0

Try getting a vasectomy. 

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > phenotyp 12/18/2019 at 22:05

2

phenotyp > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/18/2019 at 22:14

2

Trust me, it’s fun. You get a little shot in the balls, the doc gets some tweezers, scalpel,  and a soldering iron, you go get some painkillers on the way home, queue up all the movies you haven’t seen this year, and fall asleep on the couch and never have to worry about unintended consequences ever again.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > phenotyp 12/18/2019 at 22:19

0

nah brah

phenotyp > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/18/2019 at 22:21

0

Oh, and you feel like you were kicked in the balls for about three weeks.

Like I said, good times. 

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > phenotyp 12/18/2019 at 23:12

0

Still sounds worth it to me.

phenotyp > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 12/18/2019 at 23:17

0

100%.